Yemi's Newsletter

Attention all baldies - I come bearing good news! 🙌🏼

Everyone else look away 😂

We really can't catch a break can we? 😔

Ozempic is back in the news - yet again

So some dude nearly got swallowed by a whale the other day 🐳

I'm being deadass

Flying Subs - Catch 'em While They're Hot! 🔥

Two-for-one special, today only!

What a way to kick off 2025 😔

Sigh

Apparently, it's not a good idea to stick random cables into your devices 👀

Yeah probably not

Japanese Scientists have done it again 🔬

They really are living in 2255 🔮

Ever had ketchup with a side of rice? 🍚

If your answer to that is yes, I will be putting you in my prayers

Absolutely no way I'm seeing this alone 🙀

...because we don't gatekeep over here 👀

Welcome to Doggy Land 🐶

Everything reminds me of HER 🤧

....also, consider this proof of life 🫣

What is it with humans and drugs? 💊

....I'm genuinely curious