Security breaches and potential bioweapons?

What even is going on?

When Your Flight Attendant’s on a Different Kind of Trip

Lord have mercy!

No US International Student Visas, New COVID-19 Variant in the Wild?

What even is going on?

Attention all baldies - I come bearing good news! 🙌🏼

Everyone else look away 😂

We really can't catch a break can we? 😔

Ozempic is back in the news - yet again

So some dude nearly got swallowed by a whale the other day 🐳

I'm being deadass

Flying Subs - Catch 'em While They're Hot! 🔥

Two-for-one special, today only!

What a way to kick off 2025 😔

Sigh

Apparently, it's not a good idea to stick random cables into your devices 👀

Yeah probably not

Japanese Scientists have done it again 🔬

They really are living in 2255 🔮

Ever had ketchup with a side of rice? 🍚

If your answer to that is yes, I will be putting you in my prayers

Absolutely no way I'm seeing this alone 🙀

...because we don't gatekeep over here 👀

Welcome to Doggy Land 🐶

Everything reminds me of HER 🤧

....also, consider this proof of life 🫣

What is it with humans and drugs? 💊

....I'm genuinely curious

They're putting chips in people's brains now? 🍟

....not that kind of chip lol, I couldn't find the tech chip emoji 😭

How much would you pay to find love? ❤

You can now use iMessage on Android? 🤖

...your eyes aren't deceiving you

Hulu is getting married to hu?

I spelt 'who' wrong? 🌚

This dude want's to get rid of the moon 🌑

Is he being serious?

Don't Do Drugs Kids! 💊

no seriously, don't

I've got some EXCEL-lent News - which may involve iPhones and Pythons 📱 🐍

Don't be scared...

Guess who's back with the Fyre? 🔥

Just admit it - you know you missed me 🥺